First time Caller
Supporter
Hey everyone,
Bob Chapek here. Figured I’d finally introduce myself since I’ve spent so much time living rent-free in this forum already.
After a short break from… creating shareholder value at the expense of literally everything else, I’ve decided to get into DVC. Seemed like the right move now that I’m on the other side of the Lightning Lane.
Couple quick questions as I start my healing journey:
Do I still have to wake up at 7am to get a reservation, or is that just something I did to all of you?
Is there a way to pay extra to skip the waitlist? Asking for… legacy reasons.
If availability disappears instantly, should I assume the system is working as intended?
Really excited to experience:
Paying more for less
Explaining it to myself as “enhanced flexibility”
And calling it magic
Anyway, I know I’ve made a few… minor adjustments over the years, but I’m here now, just another guy trying to book a 1-bedroom at Beach Club and getting absolutely humbled.
Appreciate you all welcoming me back. I promise to listen this time.
…No guarantees though.
—Bob
I will be eating every single contract you try to buy you absolute menace.
Eating your contract as we speak, nom nom nom.
I will be eating every single contract you try to buy you absolute menace.
Don’t forget who birthed you. Nothing like eating up a family’s dream.
I hope you stub your toe every single day.
Eating your contract as we speak, nom nom nom.